"You might not believe this, but I used to be a real wilderness woman"

(talking about her Girl Scout days in Tulsa)

"I'm just glad you're not a statistic"

(said to Joe after the beating)

"Sorry, I was just staring at your meat"

(said to guy working BBQ at community fundraiser)

Clams

"It's as cold as a clam in here"
"I'm as hungry as a clam"
"You were drunker than a clam"